Call me Pine or Nathan. :D

19, male, pansexual.

This thingy is a mish-mash of fandoms that I can freak over to my heart's content. Now part of a balanced breakfast.
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Jane(s) fucking up their relationships

 

Baby Blankets: A Rose/Kanaya Fic Part 1/?

velvet-lantern:

oldthymerhyming:

I’m working on requests, too, I swear. orz

Cross posted from this kink meme prompt:

So, in an AU where the kids and trolls have newly settled together in uneasy co-habitation, the kids start to think about reproducing (I imagine they’d be about 19-20 at this point) – Rose and John having kids (though I don’t want them to be together romantically), and Dave and Jade having kids, I want to see how the trolls react to pregnant humans, basically I would like to see Kanaya being completely fascinated and a bit protective of her pregnant matesprit, and to be realistic, a bit grossed out too.

Bonus for Karkat/John on the side and trolls getting jealous about Rose and John’s mating. 

Double bonus if Rose gets majorly hormonal and becomes vicious enough to scare even the most formidable trolls (any other pregnancy cliché’s that take your fancy would be hilarious, also)

Tripple bonus for Rose/Kanaya comfort lovin’, the fluffiest, most sensual smut ever, rot my teeth, anons.

This will eventually contain some fluffy smut, but for the most part, I’m thinking it’s going to be pretty sfw, so no label ‘til then. :)

-AO3 Mirror

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It was too cute… I couldn’t say no… ;u;

So then I needed more RoseMary in my life

So I decided to be creative and use my own homestuck character tags from now on, just so you guys know~

-dere in the Zodiac

apchondych:

caledscratch:

nerdgasmz:

roxyschoiceass:

Tsundere: Leo, Gemini
Yandere: Scorpio, Taurus
Kuudere: Virgo
Dandere: Capricorn
Deredere: Cancer, Pisces
Kamidere: Aries, Sagittarius
Himedere: Libra, Aquarius

ACCURATE AS FUCK

fffffuck

Dandere as fuck.

aw yeeeeee

himedere, bitches~

buenos-tardis-mishamigos:

jonesiantojones:

OH MY GOD. ANDERSON. 

Reblogging purely for Anderson.

Anderson, your handwriting is putting me off.

(Source: taggianto)

thesilentsleeper:

Babystuck mood.
Little baby Dave taking his shades off to seduce little baby Egbert.

gdjskajd nev, your art is wonderful as always~

thesilentsleeper:

Babystuck mood.

Little baby Dave taking his shades off to seduce little baby Egbert.

gdjskajd nev, your art is wonderful as always~

yolo-tier:

seafiish:

It is a game. It is also Homestuck. These are both things that this is, at the SAME TIME.

x download

x leave feedback

It’s been a hectic time, but here’s the result. My mother, brother, and I have created three levels of platformer-ish gameplay. (They haven’t even read Homestuck and programmed for me anyways! Four for you, family.) Be sure and tell me about any bugs or issues, and have fun!

saving this for when i get my computer fixed!!!!

torayot:

fyeahnon-binaryseahorse:

hormonaltransrex:

THESE WERE MOSTLY SUBMISSIONS FROM GENDERQUEER FOLLOWERS, PLUS A FEW I’VE HEARD MYSELF USED AGAINST GENDERQUEER PEOPLE.
THE PTEROSAUR WAS SUGGESTED AS IT IS NOT A DINOSAUR BUT OFTEN GETS LABELLED AS ONE, A BIT LIKE HOW GENDERQUEER PEOPLE ARE LABELLED AS THINGS THEY ARE NOT.
THIS IMAGE IS OPEN TO BE DEBATED AND CHANGED IF DISCUSSION WARRANTS IT.
OTHERWISE, HAVE ‘FUN’ GETTING A BINGO!

 Have fun filling this out.

:(

wow hey look my life

torayot:

fyeahnon-binaryseahorse:

hormonaltransrex:

THESE WERE MOSTLY SUBMISSIONS FROM GENDERQUEER FOLLOWERS, PLUS A FEW I’VE HEARD MYSELF USED AGAINST GENDERQUEER PEOPLE.

THE PTEROSAUR WAS SUGGESTED AS IT IS NOT A DINOSAUR BUT OFTEN GETS LABELLED AS ONE, A BIT LIKE HOW GENDERQUEER PEOPLE ARE LABELLED AS THINGS THEY ARE NOT.

THIS IMAGE IS OPEN TO BE DEBATED AND CHANGED IF DISCUSSION WARRANTS IT.

OTHERWISE, HAVE ‘FUN’ GETTING A BINGO!

 Have fun filling this out.

:(

wow hey look my life

winged-cyborg:

roonseyrunes:

what if hussie made an entire flash of dirk and jake becoming boyfriends like itd be [S] Jake: Return your Best Bros Feelings. or something and it would be like how do i live without you playing in the background and tumblr would crash itd be so great i would cry

you mean [S] Jake’s dick: Rise Up

pronfairy:

typette:

holy shit is that actually him??

IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE ROBERT DOWNEY JR?!

WTF!

HUBBA HUBBA

(Source: shemelted)

longstairs:

tutorialsforartists:

I just went back through over 900 liked posts and dug out all the art tutorials so i can keep track of them. I guess this might be helpful to some of you guys, so here you go.

Here we go then!

Freeware

Alchemy - this is a really fun program. You play around making abstract shapes until you start to see something in them, kind of like a Rorschach test. Then you use the shapes as a base to draw it from.
MyPaint - a pretty decent painting program that also has the benefit of working on Unix systems.
openCanvas 1.1 - I haven’t used openCanvas in years but it was a nice program with a pretty unique feel to it.
ArtRage - Only used this a couple of times donkey’s years ago just before I got oC, but I’ve heard good things about it.
The GIMP - In a similar vein to Photoshop, but free. I couldn’t get on with it when I tried it out a few years ago, but it’s pretty popular and is available on Unix systems and Macs.

Sketchbook copic: a bit different program

Not-free-ware

Photoshop - Standard painting fare. Probably the most flexible program (particularly the latest versions) but not designed to act in a “natural” way. If you’ve used it for painting versus something like Painter you know what I mean. Who the fuck pays for it though? Google “Photoshop tumblr masterpost” and take your pick.
Paint Tool Sai - Far more affordable and definitely worth paying for if you can. The brushes are very decent (especially when they’ve been tweaked a little), the gui is simple and intuitive, and I dare you to find a program with which making smooth lineart is easier.
Corel Painter - My program of choice for most things. More tools than you could ever possibly use and pretty cheap on a student license, providing that you can prove you’re a student! It’s got a few bugs but if you want realism or a more natural feel than PS or SAI this is the program for you.

Anatomy

heads from different angles

anatomy and rotation of the head

human anatomy for artists

speed drawing studies

nude references

hands

arm and wing movement

beer bellies

body types

noses

box and egg/run of the stroke

a trick for arm proportions

body diversity

anatomy of the waist

feet

hands and forearms

Expressions

emotions and facial expressions

expressions from different angles (love this site)

body language

Poses

figure drawing examples

posemaniacs

gesture drawing

flexiblity

hand poses

Skin tones

handy pallet

painting skin

paint some life into your skin tones

ethnic skintones

Colouring

gamut mask tool (very nice!)

colour does not have to suck

5 easy ways to improve your colouring

fucking gradients, how do they work

light and shadow

painting crystals

achieving a painterly look in SAI

painting forests

colour scheme designer

kuler (more colour schemes)

portrait lighting cheatsheet

Brushes

a very nice setting for the sai acrylic brush

photoshop fur brushes (and tutorial)

lots of photoshop brushes

Other peoples masterposts

handy art link megapost

art references

stock artists

cocks and how to draw them

love your fellow artist (anything from prompt generators to animation background here, very nice)

e-books

art e-books (mediafire download)

even more e-books (including human anatomy, animal anatomy, cartoons, animation, composition, design, scenery, perspective…)

Andrew Loomis’s books

the art of drawing

cutting edge anatomy

Tutorials

drawing 101

how to paint realistic hair

how to paint realistic eyes

conceptart.org tutorials

creature design

folds

glasses

a pretty extensive general art tutorial

tumblrs

fucking art, how does it work

wannabe animator

anatomical art

artist problems

criminallyincompetent (check out their #reference and #tutorial tags, they’re gold)

(Source: geromy-kyle)

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tonystaarks:

asifnothingmatters:

gabrielsbutt:

buttergin:

dukesofthelotus:

sagebot:

#at first:  #what  #this isnt funny  #ok  #then:  #OMG  #HAHAHAHA  #WHDURHURHFUEHW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL  

Kept watching because of the tags…WORTH IT.

OH MY GOOOOODDDDDD

OH MY GOD AKVWOVWUCWYEVSIBE

The Avengers 2 OST

The Avengers 2 OST

lilyginnyblack:

Artist: ゆかたろ@例大祭G49b

Page One:

*kiss*

Page Two: 

Haru: ?

Yuki: “At least close your eyes!”

Haru: “Why?”

Yuki: “Wh-why? Because. Because it bothers me. So, close your eyes.”

Haru: “If I don’t close my eyes, then Yuki will be bothered?”

Haru: “Okaaay!”

Page Three:

*kiss*

Page Four:

Haru: “Ahaha! You didn’t have your eyes closed, Yuki!”

Yuki: “Haru…Now see here…!”

Haru: “Yuki, your face is all red! It’s funny~”

Yuki: “…!!”

Page Five:

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Page Six:

Yuki: “……Close your eyes.”

Haru: “Yea.”

Page Seven:

No Text.

Tips on RPing and Writing Dave Strider

velvet-lantern:

I’ve been asked several times for tips on how to RP and/or write Dave Strider, so I thought I’d just make a post with some tips on how I see Dave’s character to help out anyone who needs to know more about him for RP, cosplay, fic writing, or general knowledge.

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yes very good~