Cardinal Sillybuns: King of the Shota Butts

Doing an Erisol reblogging spree for Gia so there <3

hungarysovaries:

adriofthedead:

joshishollywood:

A group of people with homestuck urls are reblogging one of my photos referring to me as an “Arab Jake English”

Hey homestuck fandom I fucking hate you 

oh my god

I don’t know who to be annoyed with at this point in time.

Dude, I am so sorry you have to see that side of the fandom…

Trust me, we’re not all like that. But really, I give you my deepest apologies because, hopefully, the dumbasses will knock it the fuck off already because it’s not fucking funny at all.

velvet-lantern:

pineapplerobots:

velvet-lantern:

pineapplerobots:

velvet-lantern:

pineapplerobots:

VEL

WATER YOU DOING

JOHN AND DAVE CAN’T POSSIBLY WATCH ALL THOSE NIC CAGE MOVIES

AND DAVE IS SCREWED

YES THEY CAN

UNFORTUNATELY FOR DAVE

YOU’RE LUCKY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER A LOT PFFFF

……

OK MAYBE DAVE WILL HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE A BIT I DON’T KNOW

WAY TO GO DAVE. YOU’RE DATING AN ASSHOLE. HOW DOES IT FEEL.

THIS WAS GOING TO BE FLUFF ONCE

BUT NOW…

AND IF THIS DOESN’T DESTROY THEIR RELATIONSHIP, NOTHING WILL

THERE IS THAT

IT’S OK BOYS

YOU CAN STILL BE FLUFFY

MAYBE BAG SOME OF THE MOVIES FOR CUDDLES, KISSES AND SHIT

AND YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD POINT THERE MM-HMM

OH, I HAVE A PLAN FOR THIS~

BELIEVE ME~

BUT NO MOVIES SHALL BE SKIPPED

JAWN’S NOT LETTING DAVE GET OUT OF THIS

NOPE

I SERIOUSLY CAN’T WAIT TIL YOU FINISH THIS THING XD

velvet-lantern:

pineapplerobots:

velvet-lantern:

pineapplerobots:

VEL

WATER YOU DOING

JOHN AND DAVE CAN’T POSSIBLY WATCH ALL THOSE NIC CAGE MOVIES

AND DAVE IS SCREWED

YES THEY CAN

UNFORTUNATELY FOR DAVE

YOU’RE LUCKY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER A LOT PFFFF

……

OK MAYBE DAVE WILL HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE A BIT I DON’T KNOW

WAY TO GO DAVE. YOU’RE DATING AN ASSHOLE. HOW DOES IT FEEL.

THIS WAS GOING TO BE FLUFF ONCE

BUT NOW…

AND IF THIS DOESN’T DESTROY THEIR RELATIONSHIP, NOTHING WILL

THERE IS THAT

IT’S OK BOYS

YOU CAN STILL BE FLUFFY

MAYBE BAG SOME OF THE MOVIES FOR CUDDLES, KISSES AND SHIT

AND YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD POINT THERE MM-HMM

There are kind Slytherins.

There are brave Hufflepuffs.

There are some stupid Ravenclaws.

There are twisted Gryffindors.

Your House doesn’t define you.

And please, the next time you’re about to tease someone for being a lowly Hufflepuff, or a slimy Slytherin, or a stuck up Ravenclaw or even a foolish Gryffindor, just remember that we are all Hogwarts students. We’re all part of the magic.

velvet-lantern:

pineapplerobots:

VEL

WATER YOU DOING

JOHN AND DAVE CAN’T POSSIBLY WATCH ALL THOSE NIC CAGE MOVIES

AND DAVE IS SCREWED

YES THEY CAN

UNFORTUNATELY FOR DAVE

YOU’RE LUCKY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER A LOT PFFFF

……

OK MAYBE DAVE WILL HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE A BIT I DON’T KNOW

WAY TO GO DAVE. YOU’RE DATING AN ASSHOLE. HOW DOES IT FEEL.