September 2012
Rainbo+w Drinkers do+n’t suck, they scrape
and
lick
YES CALL ME MORRIS THE CAT PLEASE
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the operation was a success
I went from fairy elf boy to classy ginger what
August 2012
currently dying my hair red oh man can’t wait til it’s doneeeee
- Loki Laufeyson: What are badass options for sucking up to the royal people
- vel of the sparkles: You can suck up to them however you want
- Loki Laufeyson: O rly
- So what if my family was exceptionally good at sucking dick and that's how they got on the king's good side
- vel of the sparkles: That's what I've been implying
- "... other favours"
- "You can suck"
- "them"
- Loki Laufeyson: Oh good lord
- vel of the sparkles: Honey, I know you
guess who has the whole house plus three cats to himself until the end of monday
booyah
ok goodnight children, have sweet update dreams~
I’m sorry but all the alpha trolls are basically babes
If you haven’t seen the update…DO NOT LISTEN.
I won’t say what this file is, but if you know me AT ALL.
You know what this is.
HOLY CHRIST THIS IS IT
HEADCANON
DONE
WE’RE DONE
THIS IS IT
trigger warning
HUSSIE
HUSSIE WE LOVE YOU
WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH
THANK YOU FOR WORKING SO HARD ON THAT IT WAS AMAZING WE LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
THANK
YOU
okay but
porrim and aranea fucked
and on another note, vel, stop making me want to cuddle the shit out of you fgdjskfg
don’t mind me, just screaming at this whole fucking update I CAN’T
additional brief announcements.
server under massive strain after large update as usual. if it gets stuck loading, that’s way. try not to refresh excessively.
different rooms stream from the server, and also require load time. if it takes a while, again: due to server strain.
traffic will likely die down in several hours.

