he needs to pee
Color test. Maybe? I don’t know.. I like orange, okay. a;sdklg shutupit’sawesome
Edit: Added a bit more, fiddled with it, like it more.
TO SIFO so u don’t feel bad, you are not allowed to feel bad unless I make you feel bad.
Jake: DUDE this isnt funny
Dirk: You knew damn well I wasn’t going to go to that shitty prom. I’m not a suit man like my brother.
Dirk: You should text your grandma, you are not coming home early tonight.
Jake: And now I tell to my grandmother … -Saca móvil y le envia el mesaje a la gma-
Jake: I mean… Wh-what we do? (Why he doesn’t stop look at me? gog)
Dirk: So… Shall we continue…?
One day i shall grow out a mustache as beautiful as this fake one.
Dirk implies that i shouldnt grow one until im older.
Though a loophole in his statement never specifies how much older!
I think 18 is an acceptable age for a dashing stache.
Jake. you’ll look like a pedophile if you grow one at 18, just dont do it bro
Jake English - Private Studio Shoot Teaser
Jake English - Shewpthewewp
oh my god
oh my fucking god
THE MOMENT THE AUDIO PLAYED, I DROPPED MY HEADPHONES AND WALKED AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.
You bastards shut your whore mouth.
seriously though
just bc hes fictional doesnt mean he isnt allowed to fuck up sometimes :/
He is not just an egocentric. he doesn’t do anything but screw up everything and create troubles in a perfectly united group.
I’m still waiting for him to do something useful
Jake is a totally dispensable character
he contributes nothing to…













































